Random Things I’ve learned about my husband.
He farts……….. A LOT.
Classically trained singers annoy him – regardless of how good they actually happen to be.
Josh Groban also tends to cause him to seeth just below the surface.
He is slightly disturbed by 3 pronged forks.
He cleans his ears excessively.
He believes that peeing with the door open is ok. However the door must be firmly latched to poo.
He likes to try to lick my face knowing full well the consequences will include his bleeding profusely from the face.
Warm pop is unacceptable.
Calling pop, soda is grounds for a legal separation.
He cares more about what his nails look like than I do.
He is healthy enough for sexual activity….so don’t you worry Levitra commercial.
He is now forever indebted to Rite Aide.
He prefers Brain Williams to Charlie Gibson….but Keith Olbermann trumps them all.
He really loves his pink couch.
He spends more on hair product and shampoo in one year than I have in my whole life. >26:1
He theives the blankets every FREAKIN night. So much so that I have to have my own personal blanket so I don’t freeze.
He would leave me for Tina Fey in .00000000001 seconds.
He does not wear slippers even though he thinks they are a good idea.
He MUST have an even body temperature when he sleeps.
He’s a snuggler.
I’ll keep you posted…..
great list. i’d probably leave jon for tina fey, too.